
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof 🛡️
Satirical "Reveal" Design 🎭
Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship 🌱
Convenient Value Pack 📦
🐶The "Dump Don" Poop Pouch💩
"I'm poop bags now. Big beautiful poop bags. People say I'm the best. I mean it. Even the dogs said so. 'woof woof' they told me. I'm their hero. I keep poop off the lawn, and let me tell you, nobody stores poop better then I do, believe me."
Tough on Messes, Sharp on Satire: This Bag Delivers a Double Punch”
Tyranny-Tackling
Whether you’re cleaning up in the backyard or strolling the park, these bags let you push back against nonsense without breaking your routine: they turn a mundane capitalist purchase (and a quick scoop) into a quiet, cheeky act of push back—all while fitting seamlessly in your Patagonia vest pocket (no extra hassle, just extra irony).
Ultra-Durable & Leak-Proof
Don’t let the playful look fool you: these bags are made from thick, tear-resistant plastic (20% thicker than standard bags) with a sealed bottom to lock in odors and messes. No leaks, no tears—even for extra-large deposits.
Use for Dogs, Cats and Babies
The poop bag holder can be used while walking the dog. Bags dispenser can be attached to dog backpacks, leashes and dog collars. The clip design is very convenient to connect and carry. The poop bag can also.
Eco-Conscious
Don’t let the bold energy fool you—these bags walk the talk on sustainability: made with 100% biodegradable, plant-based plastic, they cut down on single-use waste while you cut down on nonsense. You’ll clean up messes without leaving a lasting footprint on the planet.
Perfectly Portioned for Daily Use
Each pack comes with 4 rolls (60 bags total)—that’s enough to cover weeks of walks, backyard cleanups, and impromptu "emergencies". The compact, stackable packaging fits in a pantry, glove box, or leash pouch—so you’re never caught without a bag.
💖Why Choose Us💖
Our Calendar has clear advantages over others
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